I wish I could get the F up out my biznass

I wish I could blast

Ludacris at my boss when

asked for roll out plans

Managers--they're just like us!

I manage people

and I leave work earlier

They must think I suck

I could do that...

Security guard

you sit there, ear buds blasting

You have the best job

Creepy mist of powder

Equal sweetener

Packet's white cloud swirls in air

It seems unhealthy

XOXO, Gossip Girl

Sick to her stomach

is work stress making Jen sick

or is she preggers?

Yada yada yada

I wish you would learn

when I ask how your day is,

I don't really care

If wishes were trees

Car door stays unlocked

Carjack me, please, so that I

can take the day off.

Give me a little credit

They think we all steal

and search my bag every day

when I leave the store

by Retail Rosie in Malvern, PA

Just wondering...

What would Sally do

if I just launched a stapler

over the cube wall

The light at the end of the tunnel

Friday afternoons

I can do nothing else but

dream of happy hour

by MC Mike in Philadelphia, PA